Some advice from your Uncle Tony

Don’t decide to go shopping for a new pair of trousers when your zip has gone a bit wonky. Despite your best efforts to be careful, said zip will break as you put your suit back on in the changing room for the last time, and you will be forced to get the tube home with your shirt untucked like you’ve just left school. And then you’ll have to turn up to work the next day with your fly held together with safety pins, because you had decided to go and buy new normal clothes rather than the spare suit you’ve needed for 6 months.