1) I really am crap with girls.
2) You could see the stars above Brixton last night. Makes you realise what a rare event it is when it actually happens
3) there are a surprising number of lights still on in people's houses at 1am on a Thursday night.
4) I think they deal drugs out of the West Indian takeaway at the end of my road.
yep, I had lots of time to think after being out for a drink with a girl again, and walking home alone. Again.
I think you should bring a video camera along on your next date. You can then post it in your blog so we can point out everything you are doing wrong.
ReplyDeletei don't think I could withstand the humiliation of seeing my pulling technique made available for all the world to mock.
ReplyDeleteAnd to be honest, it wasn't actually a date. It was just a drink with a girl I quite liked. I think that's my first error right there. Maybe I should let the other party know when I am adding extra significance to a rendezvous.