My friend Helen from Belfast has asked to see a photo of me after a run, looking all sweaty and like I've "coughed up ten years worth of fags". Well Helen, here you go. You sick pervert.
PS, I'm really not helping myself in the pulling stakes, am I?
I'm sure I speak for the majority of the sports fans when I call upon your goodself to adjust the signal to noise ratio here Tony. What's all this pish about yer work and crimes-cenes eh? We're here to read about calorific intake and aerobic respiratory capacity, not how pished you got down the pub. Looking lush BTW.
I'm sure I speak for the majority of the sports fans when I call upon your goodself to adjust the signal to noise ratio here Tony. What's all this pish about yer work and crimes-cenes eh? We're here to read about calorific intake and aerobic respiratory capacity, not how pished you got down the pub. Looking lush BTW.
ReplyDeletewhere's your other arm in that photo?!
ReplyDeleteholding the camera..... or do you mean the one stroking my sweaty groin?
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