You'd sneeze... Probably....
Prior to the discovery of Swine Flu at a school a mere 5 minutes from my old house, the good old British stiff upper lip was in full effect last week....
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 11:31
Subject: I've just had to call the Swine Flu emergency help line ....
.... but unfortunately all I got was crackling.
From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 11:39
Don't worry, you'll be bacon your feet in no time.
Craig
29/04/2009 11:42
Yeah I have only been feeling a bit sow sow myself.
Euan
29/04/2009 12:01
So it appears swine flu has replaced the fears about bird flu.
I guess bird flu just never took off...
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 12:29
Good work.
Come on Murray.
From: Craig
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:08
Yeah murray don’t be so boaring.
Tony
29/04/2009 13:07
He'll probably just make a pig's ear of it if he tries.
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:25
To be honest, I am happy for you two to hog all the laughs.
From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:35
I'm not - come on Murray! Chop chop!
Craig
29/04/2009 13:37
I don’t think we should be expecting a brisket response from Murray
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:42
We are being a bit unfair. Perhaps we should leave Murray a loin?
From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:25
We could give him a special Medallion if he comes up with something?
From: Craig
Sent: 29/04/2009 16:27 CET
What for putting up with all the ribbing?
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:44
I have confidence in your wit Murray. In fact the Comedy Store has just advertised the role of resident comedian in there Soho venue. I'm pretty sure you could fillet.
From: Tony
Sent: 29/04/2009 16:46 CET
ouch. painful. got there in the end though - well played Ally. You're sau-sage and wise.
From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:48
I agree. The preamble was offal.
From: Craig
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:55
With the exception of Murray, I have to say this has been a fantastic joint effort.
From: Murray
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:57
Apologies you had to Shoulder all the responsibility
Craig
30/04/2009 11:43
This was truly excellent. I'm in the middle of the Norfolk countryside and have missed out on a vast majority of swine flu jokes!
ReplyDeleteI want to think of a pig related ending to this comment, but you've nicked them all!
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