If you didn't laugh....

You'd sneeze... Probably....

Prior to the discovery of Swine Flu at a school a mere 5 minutes from my old house, the good old British stiff upper lip was in full effect last week....

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 11:31
Subject: I've just had to call the Swine Flu emergency help line ....

.... but unfortunately all I got was crackling.

From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 11:39

Don't worry, you'll be bacon your feet in no time.

Craig
29/04/2009 11:42

Yeah I have only been feeling a bit sow sow myself.

Euan
29/04/2009 12:01

So it appears swine flu has replaced the fears about bird flu.

I guess bird flu just never took off...

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 12:29

Good work.

Come on Murray.

From: Craig
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:08

Yeah murray don’t be so boaring.

Tony
29/04/2009 13:07

He'll probably just make a pig's ear of it if he tries.

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:25

To be honest, I am happy for you two to hog all the laughs.

From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:35

I'm not - come on Murray! Chop chop!

Craig
29/04/2009 13:37

I don’t think we should be expecting a brisket response from Murray

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 13:42

We are being a bit unfair. Perhaps we should leave Murray a loin?

From: Tony
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:25

We could give him a special Medallion if he comes up with something?

From: Craig
Sent: 29/04/2009 16:27 CET

What for putting up with all the ribbing?

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:44

I have confidence in your wit Murray. In fact the Comedy Store has just advertised the role of resident comedian in there Soho venue. I'm pretty sure you could fillet.

From: Tony
Sent: 29/04/2009 16:46 CET

ouch. painful. got there in the end though - well played Ally. You're sau-sage and wise.

From: Ally
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:48

I agree. The preamble was offal.

From: Craig
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:55

With the exception of Murray, I have to say this has been a fantastic joint effort.

From: Murray
Sent: 29 April 2009 16:57

Apologies you had to Shoulder all the responsibility

Craig

30/04/2009 11:43

From: Ally
Sent: 30 April 2009 11:45

You deserve a rind of applause for that one Craig.