Saturday, May 16, 2009

Eurosceptic

So, my annual Saturday night in alone is drawing to a close, with the news that Eurovision 2009 has been won by a Norwegian Hobbit with over-developed eyebrows. An absolute travesty, when also in the final there was representation from purple-booted Moldovan man eater Nelly. My other hot favourite to win - Holland - unbelievably, didn't even make it through qualification.

I believe we can all learn something from the Netherlands and their representatives, "Topper". Their performance is truly glorious, and Moscow was that little bit less glittering this evening without them. I want them all to be my 'special uncles'. No idea what the big unit on the decks is all about though.



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