I went to pick up some parcels from the sorting office this morning - five in all. When the guy came back to the desk with them he shouted out to the entire room, "Oi, Mr Ebay!" Realising he meant me, I went to pick them up upon which he said, "you wanna stop spending so much time on the pc mate, get yourself a different hobby".

Made me chuckle - they're normally a right bunch of miserable bastards but it got the day off to a nice start. I'm taking him up on his advice and heading out in an hour. Only to the pub to watch sport, mind, but it's a start.