Schoolboy error

Having signed up to Twitter, I decided the best course of action was to start following only people who I liked or thought were clever or witty. Big mistake. Whilst it's very interesting getting their updates on their exciting lives and amazing japes, it has left me paralysed by feelings of inadequacy when it comes to providing my own "tweets". Yes, there are only 3 people following me, but I keep feeling like I need to somehow compete with the nuggets of genius that are listed on screen. Not being going well so far - my one contribution today being that I accidentally set my hair on fire whilst attempting to light a cigarette. Nothing serious. Hardly likely to set the world alight either.