The latest bizarre Google search term to lead someone to my blog.
Quite what it's all about I'm not sure.
Surely the nicest man in football doesn't have a Mediterranean canine-related scandal lurking in his boot room?
Perhaps there's a dark, unmentionable secret behind his record-breaking longevity in the Manchester United team? This could be huge. All this time, the authorities have been testing for performance-enhancing drugs, but have they even considered performance-enhancing dogs?
It all makes sense when you think about it - Giggs' boundless enthusiasm; the way he never tires of scampering after footballs in the park; his loyalty to Alex Ferguson.... It's so obvious!
The main potential arguments against this are the fact that he's been playing for 20 years, probably way beyond the life span of the dog even if it wasn't caught up in this horrific practice (although note the use of the plural "puppies" in the search term - goodness only knows how many of the little balls of fluff have been sacrificed over the years) and the fact that the things seem to be about 6 inches high. But let me ask you this - how many times does Ryan Giggs rise like a salmon to power a header past the opposition goalie? I rest my case.
It all makes sense when you think about it - Giggs' boundless enthusiasm; the way he never tires of scampering after footballs in the park; his loyalty to Alex Ferguson.... It's so obvious!
The main potential arguments against this are the fact that he's been playing for 20 years, probably way beyond the life span of the dog even if it wasn't caught up in this horrific practice (although note the use of the plural "puppies" in the search term - goodness only knows how many of the little balls of fluff have been sacrificed over the years) and the fact that the things seem to be about 6 inches high. But let me ask you this - how many times does Ryan Giggs rise like a salmon to power a header past the opposition goalie? I rest my case.
If I suddenly go quieter than normal on the blogging front, you'll know they've got to me. Search for me first in Valletta.
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