Never one to do things by halves, Murray has blown the race for "most generous sponsor" (i.e. 'most attractive to women/men*') wide open with a whopping 25 quid offering!
Again, myself and the other disadvantaged youth of the inner cities salute you for your Bill Gates-esque donation....
I know that your donation comes from the heart (well, at least from next to the right thigh - I hope that's where you keep your wallet). Every quid is more encouragement for me to undertake this foolhardy folly. Murray is 28, shockingly successful in the cut-throat world of marketing, looks not unlike a young Jamie Theakston (without the questionable social habits), knows loads of good restaurants, has a penchant for London Zoo and is looking for love. He may be marginally less hirsute than in his flush of youth when women were literally falling over themselves to claw at his mane of silky hair - the trauma of a late night amateur haircut having had its effect - but the Gordon fire still burns. What lady could resist such a selfless man? Of course, there is always the suspicion that he is contributing to charity merely to stave off the demons of capitalism and selling crap to people that don't need it, that invade his dreams every night.
Either way, he deserves his "props" as we say in my neck of the woods, and I and the millions of children nationwide thank you. He will be at the race as part of "team tattie" with a refreshing pint of beer at the halfway mark, if you fancy meeting him.
Peace out
Tattie.
(*delete as appropriate)
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