Thieving gypo scum

I left my socks on the line overnight on saturday. When i woke up, 7 of them were gone. The dirty schemey west norwood birds must have had em away. I wouldn't mind, but i've now only got 3 running socks left. It could severely limit my chances in the 10k and opens up the possibility that craig has trained a murder of crows (or even - shudder - a skulk of foxes) to carry out evil schemes at his behest. When the dark apocalypse comes, don't say you weren't warned