21st century cosmopolitan London

I'm currently on the night bus wending my way through central london. Looking out at the shops and people, with the excitement in their eyes that shows they've not been long here, i felt gutted that i don't venture up here more often, and adamant that i was going to do it more regularly. Then some blonde chick two seats behind me chucked up all over the bus, and i just wanted to be at home. Only 40 minutes to go.