I'm trying to clean a variety of stains from our sofa at the moment in preparation for the landlord finally bringing round a sofa cover, and noticed that this has appeared due to the way I've tried to get the (rather nasty) fag burn cleaned up a bit. Not quite the same as seeing Jesus' likeness in a Kumquat, but a phenomenon nonetheless. Or at least a mildly amusing accident.
Are you sure someone with a really dirty cock didn't sleep on your sofa.
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you might have a point there. there have been a few rum characters sleeping there. It could be the result of one of their members dying through lack of use and the gastric juices seeping out as it decomposed. Or am I thinking too much about this.
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