I have drawn blood through thigh chafe. Blood!
I've had to lather Sudocrem on it to soothe the pain. Sudocrem!
I had to pretend I was a babyfather when buying the creme in Tesco, just to hide the embarrassment. But then I had to hobble out like an 80 year old John Wayne and they knew. They knew.
It'd better be worth it. As had the £22 I'm about to invest in a pair of Nike lycra running shorts.
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