Teenage Mutant Ninja Tattie

For tonight, I am Shredder. The flat is all signed for and, barring any last minute catastrophes, this time next week we'll be sitting in our "compact and bijou" (i.e. tiny) flat in "vibrant and edgy" (i.e. dodgy) Brixton. The week is going to drag, especially given we've been waiting for almost a month to move now and we've decided to have a week off the pop after a heavy birthday-related 7 days. So, we're busying ourselves with getting prepared, which tonight means finally shredding and binning 3 years worth of bank statements and paperwork. We got as far as sorting it before Spooks got in the way. Baby steps and all that. Cowabunga, indeed.