Moyles away from entertaining

I think the single most irritating thing in the UK must be Chris Moyles' intro "thing" at 6.30am. It's bad enough having to be awake at that hour. It's an inestimable amount worse to have to listen to this bird-song, strings and pretension heavy 15 minute long extravaganza. You can just imagine the thought shower at the buzz session. Let's put the dog on the table "boys". You're mid-30s men trying to appeal to 12 year olds. I'm surprised the Daily Mail hasn't tried to expose you yet. So. Explain. Why can't i stop listening to you?