Mmmmmummy's going to be very cross with you....

"Cross? Whatever for?"

"Cos that's her Fairy Liquid for her hands"

"Oh you, you precocious little bitch. I'm not even your real father, I don't want to have to put up with this...."

Funny how random ads from the 80s pop into your head for no apparent reason.

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face.... with mild, green, fairy liquid.....

Better than Ainsley Harriott any day.