Just in case you doubted my rediscovered commitment to the cause

Trainspotting arrives in the cinema
Pulp are top of the hit parade
England is gearing up for Euro 96

and a plucky young lanky, slow, winger made the local paper (in Derry) after falling over "when it seemed easier to fall over the line and score" in our Schools Cup second round victory over Foyle & Londonderry College.

I hasten to add, our eventual quarter final exit at the hands of local rivals Coleraine AI was nothing directly to do with me. Which, in my rugby career, represents something of a result.