Pulling an all nighter

So, the countdown is on to another trip to Poland.... Now that I live in the sticks I have decided to splash out on a minicab to whisk me into Victoria, to pick up the coach to the airport at a very reasonable 2.40am. My flights at 6.10. Lovely.

Off to a wedding outside Gdansk which I'm nervous about to say the least. Not only do I have to meet the parents again, having reneged on my promise of ...

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I've made a bed

I make that +10 Man points for me......?

Of course, the fact I have 9 screws left over, one of which isn't even in the inventory, only adds to the masculinity of the whole thing.

Can't wait to get into bed only to find it collapse around me like one of those clown cars from black and white movies.....

Hallo! Wie Gehts?

Bizarrely, since moving to my new house and hijacking Craig's internet connection, my blogger is now coming up in German. Which makes me think of lots more potentially common key words.

and we wondered why we always had allergies....

After four and a half years living in "edgy", "vibrant" and "alternative" Brixton, I have relocated to the suburbs, for a life more befitting a man who now has more grey hairs on his head than he can count.

Whilst cleaning my old bedroom, it became apparent there was a bit of dust about the place. In this case, a "bit" equating to "a lot".

It's honestly the dustiest flat I've ever lived in - ...

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Moving time again

Not actually "moving time", you understand, in a weird Denzel Washington movie kind of way. Although that would be cool.

No, the time has come again for me to pack my knapsack with all my worldly possessions and mosey off into the sunset. Another year's lease expired, another change of postcode. I make it that this will be my 15th different address since leaving home at the age of 18 - any ...

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